oh and i went went to my first party and drank/smoked a little but it really wasn’t a big deal idk idk idk, but now all these ppl at school who i saw there are all of a sudden treating me differently like “yo hahaha hey julie! party party party gettin drunk1!!” and i’m just like no… not really it wasn’t that big of a deal…no

a list of things that happened while my computer was broken

• had sex with hot guy from debate team 
• earlier that same day hot guy records my debate coach/theater teacher calling him a prick and reports it to the school board
• teacher gets put on administrative leave and every1 h8s hot guy except for his bff and debate partner 
• his bff turns out to be one of his gay lovers whoops
• everyone is pissed and internet flame wars erupt and i get really sad because i don’t want to pick sides even though hot guy is an asshole and i loved my teacher and HE HONESTLY DESERVED IT AFTER EVERYTHING SHE’S DONE FOR HIM
• my best friend screenshots hot guy’s tweets telling him to shut up and reports it to the school and the school finally is like fuck it just report his ass to the police
• he does and so does 16 other students for bullying and sexual harassment and he’ll probably end up losing his theatre scholarship to ut austin 
• the situation continues and my teacher is never coming back and i’m rly sad about that and our new sub is a bitch and pretty much turned or debate class into art 1. AKA PAINTING STOOLS AMKING COLLAGES AND THREADING YARN
• i had almost had sex with this other hot kid from my debate team who reminds me SO MUCH of aziz ansari @ uil regional contest while we were hanging out at the hotel but i mean we still had some fun…….DOT DOT DOT he has a girlfriend tho and he’s always on and off around me like i can tell he feels guilty a lot when he’s around me but then other times he’s like OH JULIE BB
• OMFG I CAN’T SHORTEN THIS POST OR ANY OF THESE SITUATIONS I REALLY CAN’T MY LIFE IS LITERALLY GOSSIP GIRL RN